Am I the only one who cringes when they hear people call plugs “gauges”? They’re not gauges bro!
At this rate, Colbert might actually be held accountable in the near future for making transphobic jokes.
Go trigger warn some shit
That’s not transphobic, though. He’s making a point that because the LGBT agenda is “barreling forward at full-speed” that the B and T of LGBT is being left behind. Everyone is focusing on the L and the G that there are people who have no idea what the B and T even stand for. He’s not being transphobic or making a slight meant to make fun of or harm the bi and trans* community. He’s making a point that no one is focusing on them because they’re focusing on the lesbian and gay community.
Mother. Fucking. This.
People really need to realize that EVERYTHING Colbert says while on camera is satire.
Satire: The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the cotext of a play, novel, fiilm or other works.
He is not making a transphobic joke. He is not honestly saying that bi and trans people do not count/matter/exist. He is making humor in order to shed light on the fact that they are forgotten.
He is doing this to raise fucking awareness that there is more to LGBT than LG. He is raising a big flag that says “Hey, don’t forget about these guys. They count. They matter. Why aren’t you doing anything about them? Why aren’t they discussed?” He is not trying to say “They don’t matter.”
So please stop with the self righteous, self pity, “social justice” comments unless you know what you are talking about.
I do appreciate that Bisexual is matched with bacon. I rather enjoy bacon.
This is why I love the Colbert Show.
Yeah, drawing attention to bi and trans erasure through satire is not in itself biphobic or transphobic.
Come on guys. Satire.
i feel sorry for people who take this show like the first comment
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Anonymous asked: hi. can you just switch injection sites like that? because ideally i'd like to switch from my glute to my thigh so i can see exactly what im doing without a mirror. can't seem to find any info on people switching sites
Yup you can. I switch around a lot. As far as I know as long as you’re sticking to your thighs or butt(if its IM injections and doing it correctly) it’s perfectly fine. I’ve actually heard its better to rotate injection sites to prevent scar tissue.
I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here
THE NOTES.
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Would someone please explain to me how my fellow male employees manage to not only piss all over the toilet seat but also the fucking floor?!?
John Cho as Hikaru Sulu in Star Trek into Darkness
STOP BEING SO SEXY, CAPTAIN HIKARU ASSBEAST
LORD!!!
Oh myyyyy
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I thought I could keep on without reblogging it.
I was wrong.
they should just start to hire tumblr to make adverts for them.
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